Magnum Tales ~ A is for Anal by J.M. Hadley

Magnum Tales ~ A is for Anal by J.M. Hadley

Year Published: 2011

My Rating: 3 stars

7 pages

I got this book free from Smashwords

After the New Year's party, she was so hot for her boyfriend that she accepted to do anal for the first time just to get him home to grant her sexual release. When she was home, she started to get scared because of his well endowed equipment.
But he eased her worries and gave her a night to remember :)

I enjoyed this fast read but for those who might get offended this is erotica. So beware!!

Lethal People by John Locke

Lethal People by John Locke

(Donovan Creed #1)

Year Published: 2009

My Rating: 5 stars

256 pages

This is the first book in the Donovan Creed Crime Series.

Jailhouse Rock by L.C. Chase

Jailhouse Rock by L.C. Chase

Year Published: 2011

My Rating: 3 stars

24 pages

I downloaded this book for free as a recommendation from ♥ ♥Lynn ♥ ♥ a Goodreads friend from Goodreads

Trent and Cal have been best friends forever. Now Trent comes back to his hometown for Cal's 21st birthday, the birthday that Cal's partner couldn't attend, a cop comes to arrest Cal at the party.
Trent refuses to let the cop leave with Cal unless he takes him too, so the cop takes both to jail.
Then another cop shows up and Cal starts to flirt with him and things get out of hand :)

I nice short read that gave me a hint of the authors styles.. I will look for more books from both of them!

The Sex Club by L.J. Sellers

The Sex Club by L.J. Sellers (Detective Jackson #1)

Year Published: 2007

My Rating: 4 stars

347 pages

I bought this book for my Kindle from Amazon for $0.99 !!

This is the first book of the Detective Wade Jackson series.

A bombing happens in an abortion clinic and is being investigated. Meanwhile a girl is found naked and dead in a dumpster. Are these two connected?!

Jessie, the girl that was killed is a part of a bible club. So when another girl from the club is murdered, questions start to arise about a serial killer on the loose.
Detective Jackson is on the case, gathering clues and evidence. While doing so, he started suspecting a high ranked person in the city. If he is wrong his career will suffer terribly.
And since Jessie is his daughter's ex-friend he is worried about his daughter too.

Kera is a nurse at the abortion clinic, she gets tangled in the mess and now someone is trying to kill her. Why?!

Jackson is now between finding out the killer, the bomber, worrying about his daughter Katie and trying to protect Kera.

This is the first book for me by this author and I enjoyed it. A fast paced thriller with a lot of suspense.. Although some things are known in the beginning but others are concealed until the end.. and it keeps you guessing!!

Amazingly this book only cost $0.99 and it was sooooooo good!! I will continue reading the rest of the series.

Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

Year Published: 2010

My Rating: 5 stars

176 pages

This was such a fast and funny read.. so enjoyably funny you couldn't not love this dad.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, he moves back in to his family home and since his dad has some funny and witty advice, Justin decides to Twitter his dad's quotes.. When it made a blast, he decided to collect it all in book.
That was a great idea!!!
I would recommend this book to lighten any mood, only if you don't mind a lot of foul language :)

I would await another quote book from Justin's dad!!

I enjoyed so many quotes from this book.. here are a few.. Most of them are hilariously funny..

My dad has always valued education and hard work. "If you work hard and study hard, and you fuck up, that's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuck up," he's said to me on more than one occasion.

My dad noticed when I came home from school looking and feeling upbeat and content after the first week was over. "There's a hop in your step now," he said. "You look like you just finished taking a shit all the time."

On Friendship II
"I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."

On Breaking the Neighbor's Window fro the Third Time in a Year
"What in the hell is the matter with you? This is the third time! You know, at this point I think it's the neighbor's fault... No not really, it's your fucking fault, I'm just in denial right now that my DNA was somehow involved in something this stupid."

On My First Driving Lesson
"First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?... Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that's not moving makes you an asshole."

On Selling His Beloved 1967 Two-Door Mercury Cougar
"This is what happens when you have a family. You sacrifice. [ Pause ] You sacrifice a lot. [Long pause] It's gonna be in your best interest to stay away from me for the next couple days."

On Proper Etiquette for Borrowing His Car
"You borrowed the car, and now it smells like shit. I don't care if you smell like shit, that's your business. But when you shit up my car, then that's my business. Take it somewhere and un-shit that smell."

On Curfew
"I don't give a shit what time you get home, just don't wake me up. That's your curfew: not waking me up."

On the Democratic System
"We're having fish for dinner... Fine, let's take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?... Yeah, democracy ain't so fun when it fucks you, huh?"

On Taking My First Girlfriend to Las Vegas
"Vegas? I don't get it, neither of you are old enough to gamble. You're not old enough to drink. The only thing you're old enough to do is rent a hotel and - ah, I gotcha. That's smart."

On My Interest in Going Skydiving
"You won't go do that, I know it... Son, I used to wipe your ass, I know you better than you know you... Fine, Mom used to wipe it, but I was usually nearby."

On the Arm Injury That Ended My Baseball Career
"I'm really sorry, son If you're pissed off and you need to blow off some steam, let me know. We'll go smash some golf balls or something... Oh right, the arm. Well, there's other, nonphysical ways to blow off steam."

"I don't want to know what goes on in that house," he said when I finally asked him if he wanted to come check it out.
"Dad, there's nothing bad going on in the house."
"No. You're not understanding me. I don't care what goes on in that house. It's called apathy. Look it up."

"You little shit," he said. "I can't wait till you have some kid and you get to worry about what happens to him. You never stop worrying about your children. It sucks. You watch what you stick your dick into, because this is your life, this bullshit right here."

On Finding the Best Deal
"Man, you should have seen your mom tear that RadioShack manager a new asshole. I would venture to say she made a home inside his asshole. That will be the last time RadioShack tries to fuck with your mother."

On Driving Through West Hollywood, Where I Lived My First Year in L.A.
"There seem to be a lot of gay people there... Oh please, as if that's what I meant by that. Trust me, none of them would ever want to fuck you anyway. They're gay, not blind."

On Dealing with Loud Neighbors
"Have you told them it bothers you?... Are they bigger than you?... Are you afraid of getting you ass kicked?... Ah, okay, I probably should have asked that question first, woulda saved time. Yeah, you're just gonna have to deal with the noise, son."

I never would have thought a person could so energetically toast a job that paid minimum wage, but my dad's pride was completely genuine.

On Corporate Mascots
"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni, it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real, damn it!"

On Understanding One's Place in the Food Chain
"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

On Built-Up Expectations
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big letdown."

On Tailgating the Driver in Front of Me
"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."

Ride A Cock Horse by Severin Rossetti

Erotic Tales: Ride A Cock Horse by Severin Rossetti

Year Published: 2010

My Rating: 3 stars

6 pages

I got this ebook for free from Smashwords

Interesting story about a haughty lady named Charlotte visiting Ashton's Victorian play room. The main attraction of the room is a large wooden rocking horse.
Ashton then persuades her to ride the horse only to find it's not just a rocking horse but something so much special.
It sparks her passion and they have some fun together, and the horse too ;)

Heart Sick by Chelsea Cain

Heart Sick by Chelsea Cain

Year Published: 2007

My Rating: 5 stars

326 pages

Gretchen Lowell is a beautiful serial killer that captured her last victim, tortured him, almost killed him, then gave her self up and saved his life.
This last victim of hers is no other than the same detective who was out to catch her for 10 years, Archie Sheridan.
So why did she capture him, torture him and then spare his life? Why did she give her self up?

She ruined him for all women.
What happened between them those 10 days of capture ruined his whole life...!


That was 2 years ago!


Now there is another serial killer on the loose, catching young girls then killing them a couple of days later.


Archie is on the case after a medical leave since his ordeal with Gretchen. He is trying to catch this killer before he strikes again, but he is getting closer and closer.


Susan Ward, a reporter is asked to follow Archie around to write about him, so she is suck into the 'after school killer' investigation.


Will Archie ask the aid of the psycho Gretchen to help catch this killer before it's too late?

This was my first novel by this author, and it was amazing. A very intense and fast paced thriller.. The story line was great, the writing, the details!! 
I enjoyed it to the last page.


I will be checking out the next book it the series.. How could you not want to know more about Gretchen and Archie once you read this book!! Impossible!!